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Mailbox of Plenty
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"It must be nice," I say to the mailman on each and every national holiday, "Having yet another day off."
Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.
'I'd write to complain, but there's nowhere left to buy a stamp.'
'The U.S. postal service is in danger of going away!'
"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"
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"We have to get to the Post Office. They've got a big sign down there that says 'mail early'."
U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.
With so many ways to communicate, only airmail still gets their attention.
If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!
'When they need besotting ASAP.'
"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."
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"They keep asking for zip codes because they figure your big butt must have one of its own."
"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."
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"Of course I could have delivered this letter into your post box but hauling it up to the fourth floor is my personal pleasure! Ummmhh....I mean it's my personal service!"
'Post office drone is right on time.'
"Oh, look... According to the postal tracking service, Italy's in Australia!"
U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?
U.S. Post Office: "We just deal with letters and packages, sir - I have no idea why your e-mails are bouncing."
Sorry, you were out when we called. . .
'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'
'Your package has to be in Kansas City by Friday? - Well, aren't YOU a needy fellow!'
'I'd like to send this to Cleveland.'
Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.
'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'