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'I'd write to complain, but there's nowhere left to buy a stamp.'
"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"
"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."
"Of course I could have delivered this letter into your post box but hauling it up to the fourth floor is my personal pleasure! Ummmhh....I mean it's my personal service!"
U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?
U.S. Post Office: "We just deal with letters and packages, sir - I have no idea why your e-mails are bouncing."
'Your package has to be in Kansas City by Friday? - Well, aren't YOU a needy fellow!'
'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'
Mail box with mouth!
'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'
'Him? He handles the magazines with those perfume samples.'
Man posting letter to the IRS.
'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'
"Postal rates went up again. . ."
Beware of the Doug!
"Are you Mr Grunzman, sir? I've got a registered letter for you, may I see your ID, sir? Sir? . . . I'm sorry, I've got to take this as a rejection, sir!"