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"I only get high off high fashion."
Tags:recreational drug, recreational drugs, get high, getting high, smoke, smoker, smokers, weed, pot, marijuana, ganja, reefer, high fashion, fashion, fashions, clothing, clothes, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, runway model, runway models, designer fashion, designer fashions, designer clothes
'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, pot of gold, pots of gold, irs, inland revenue service, luck, lucks, lucky, unlucky, bad luck, good luck, hard luck, ireland, irish, irony, ironic, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, gold, golds, pot, pots, owe, owes, owing, owed, money, moneys, cash, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, doctors office, doctors offices, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, drug, drugs, marijuana, mary j, ganja, pot, weed, cannabis, hash, hashish, hemp, smoke, smoking, joint, blunt, bong, medicinal, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stress, stressed out, legalized, legalised, legalisation, legalization, health issue, bore, bored, boring
"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."
"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
Tags:mission creep, knight, knights, knighthood, soldier, soldiers, army, military, tea, coffee, cook, cooking, stove, stoves, oven, ovens, teapot, pot, pots, unplanned, change of plans, long-term commitment, commitment, committing, job, jobs, suit of armour, military mission, military missions, mission, missions
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
'I'll be thankful if history rewrites this day to make us look better.'
Tags:bird, birds, turkey, turkeys, cauldron, cauldrons, cook, cooks, cooking, cooked, pot, pots, fire, fires, rewrite, rewrites, re-write, re-writes, rewritten, re-written, settler, settlers, native american, native americans, native, natives, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, ireland, irish, pot of gold, pots of gold, gold, golds, pot, pots, invest, invests, investing, invested, investor, investors, broke, bankrupt, homeless, homelessness, poor, poorness, bum, bums, stock market, stock markets, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, sharethe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes that, in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.'
Forensics says it wasn't the pease porridge hot or the pease porridge cold. It was the pease porridge in the pot that killed her. Apparently it was nine days old...
"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."
Tags:marijuana, pot, weed, legalize, legalizes, legalizing, legalization, justify, justifies, justification, justifications, msm, mainstream media, magazine, magazines, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, liberal media, liberal, bias, biased, media bias, elite, elites, cocktail party, cocktail parties, elitist, elitists, war on drugs, drug war, drug wars, medical marijuana
Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes,that in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
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'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'
Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.
"Have you ever tried putting grass in a brownie?"
Too many cooks spoil the broth
'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'
"You're beginning to look like that plant, or vice versa."
Tags:plant, plants, tree, trees, flower, flowers, pot, resemblance, look alike, insult, insulting, plants, insults, relationship, relationships, marriage, husband, husbands, wife, wives, look alike, look-alike, fashion, fashions, clothes, trend, trends, mimic, mirror, parallel, similar, gardening, gardens
Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object
'The highest court in the land.'
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
"As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking..."