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"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."
"Have you ever tried putting grass in a brownie?"
"You're totally paranoid - no one is swarming the border."
"Really, …. A pipe suits you."
"While you have all the qualifications to be plant manager, we simply don't hire potheads."
The following morning Jack was still confused as to what the old man meant when he said the "magic beans" could take him to a higher place.
Three health tips - Keep off the grass.
'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'
'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'
'Got a joint?'
The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.
"Is it my imagination or was it better when it was illegal?"
"Was that the year we were p***heads, potheads or cokeheads?"