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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
"It's one of those microbrews."
"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."
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"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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'Don't be a fool!!'
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"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever, stirs the brew for an house, takes a smoke break, goes on her phone, we stir the brew, do some chanting, the sun comes up, whatever, we're still stirring, Marissa's on her phone again, and I'm, like, 'Seriously, Marissa?'"
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"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
"I make big batches and freeze it."
"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."
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"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."
'It works. So what if the Food and Drug Administration doesn't approve of it?'
'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'
'What's your poison?'
'Oh great. Now the FDA is regulating safety coated caplets of eyes of newt.'
'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'