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"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"
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Break Glass in Case of Emergency
Brian never outgrew some of the habits he formed as a toddler.
'I owe all my success to being potty-trained at an early age.'
Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.
'....We may want to consider getting her some of those adult newspapers.'
"'Are you housebroken?' that was, I believe, the very first question in your interview."
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'He's a whiz at computers and video games, but can't seem to grasp potty training.'
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
"Every time I do this they call it an accident. Really though, it's all a choice."
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'See you then!'
"Your present is under the tree."
'I think I've just made a terrible mistake.'
'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'
"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"
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'What did you do in the war grandad?'
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'I think you can get rid of the diapers. Timmy just made a direct deposit.'
You Are Here - Pampoos
"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."
"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"
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'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'
"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"
'I got it for potty training.'
"You'll outgrow it. I inked the bed when I was young, too."
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