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An ostrich sticks its head in the sand and then out of a nearby kangaroo's pouch.
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.
'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'
"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"
"Too much sugar."
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.
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"No. You can't move back in."
"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."
"Since Joey moved out I decided to take in a boarder."
'We're giving this kid way too much pocket money.'
A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.
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'Designer zip lock bags. They're all the rage for stay-at-home-dads.'
"Use your indoor voice!"
'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'
"Let me guess -- first child?"
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'Gee Harold, I didn't check the one place on my body where I can store things. Thank goodness I've got a genius like you around to point out the totally obvious things that... oh wait, there they are.'
"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."
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'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'