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"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
Fee Range Chickens
Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid
'Hey guys! He just said we'll all be in gravy soon! We're going to be rich!'
'Step on it, Larry.'
'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'
'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'
"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"
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"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."
"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."
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'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'
No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.
"I think they were taken by poachers."
Where Deviled Eggs come from
"You worry once a year, we are at risk year round."
"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."
Against his better judgement, Joe now had to count his chickens after they'd hatched.
"We're a lot smarter than chickens, which is why free range pig farming isn't too popular."
'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'
Chick comes out of egg with bar code.
"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."
"I'm moulting, I'm moulting."