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How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.
'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'
'We've bought a new car...' - 'Gah!' - '...and we're going on holiday again next week.' - 'Double gah!' - 'What's up with you?' - 'You really need to start saving for my retirement at some point, Dad!'
'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'
"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!
'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'
"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."
"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."
'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'
'Did you give your greedy daughters power of attorney too?'
'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'
"Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy, but what I want is power of attorney!"
"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."