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'I hate PowerPoint.'
'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'
Not another PowerPoint!
'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'
'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.
'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'
"This just isn't doing it for me. Could we go back to using the crystal ball?"
'You don't appreciate anything I do...like this PowerPoint presentation listing all the things I do that you don't appreciate.'
"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"
'My dog ate my powerpoint presentation!'
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.
The Last Powerpoint
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'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'
'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'
Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
'The boss wants to know how much longer till Powerpoint is working again.'
'It will never work between us. You're chalk and talk and I'm PowerPoint presentations.'
'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'
'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'
"So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death."
'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'
Cool 3-D screen.