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Cutting corners can cost money.
"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
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MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.
"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"
"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
Performance reviews in Hell.
'Legal says we could get by with the term 'super' but adding 'duper' might be pushing it.'
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'
"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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Rumpelstiltskin's office supplies. (spun straw into gold).
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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"The nationwide recall and the class action lawsuits have established brand recognition for us."
"We had to remove him from public view."
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'
"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."
"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "
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'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'
"Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook is in crisis. The brand is now synonymous with data theft, racist uncles, and electioneering."
GPs should market themselves to overcome negative press
Desk plaque reads: Plunder globally, media-manage locally.