Pr Consultant Cartoons and Comics

'First of all we want to have our name changed from 'cockroach' to 'companion beetle'.' (Insect PR).

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

"But if you put your foot in your mouth, our rates automatically double."

"And you say we paid the agency how much for this slogan?"

'Yes I can see you have an image problem, but your idea of a more Maria Theresa look I don't think will work!'

"No more drinking in public, Senator -- Spin doctor's orders."

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

RE Agency - "You do realise that this will be expensive"

Public Relations: 'Whoever you are, push off! I'm busy.'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

"We need to think about raising your profile ..."