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'I hope your mum is close by if I ever need a tracheotomy.'
Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing
'Today we learned how to make knots!'
"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."
'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'
"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."
"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"
'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'
'Michael's never been very good with his hands.'
"Baldo, today I'm teaching you how to replace a water trap."
"Why do we need to learn cursive writing when we can just choose different fonts?"
"For goodness sake, roll your crepe if you want to carry it easily!"