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I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,
"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"
'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'
An unlicensed acupuncturist
"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"
"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."
Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'
"Oh my, no ..I don't actually treat anyone anymore.. With the cost of malpractice insurance, I send them all to specialists!"
'There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is that you're very ill, and the bad news is that your medical insurance has expired... Oh I'm sorry, did I say there was good news?'
'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'
Vlad, The Acupuncturist.
'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'
Private Consultant: Keep Out!
Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.
The doors of two doctors.
'The good news is that it's not your fault.'
Sign outside of jungle hut reads: Jones, Jones and Jones Practitioners in Jungle law.
'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'