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Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
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'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."
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'Why yes' As a matter of fact this is Prince Albert in a can.'
Atomic Bear: Part 22
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'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'
'I'm lucky that kid called!'
'For directions, press one. For rescue, press two. To cry wolf, press three...'
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'
'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'
"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."
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Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.
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'Your Mother rang today William. She said G'day cobber, then she asked me if I was going to chuck another shrimp on the barbie.'
'That was some joker pretending to be the Governor.'
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'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'
'Sorry about that 911 call, officers. I've just never seen my wife without makeup before.'
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'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'
A mouse answers the phone - 'It's that weirdo again... he keeps asking Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese?'
'Let's call Jane and make people noises.'
Gracie lures Baldo out of the bathroom by calling his phone.
'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'
"Hello, is that the Samaritans?"
'Look, buddy, I'm a busy man -- stop calling me up and saying 'blub, blub, blub'!'