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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.
"Please, Lord, enough already."
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'When the teacher says 'heaven help me', is that praying in school?'
"Now I lay me down to sleep..."
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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
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"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
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"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'
'Do we use CC or BCC to answer the prayer requests?'
'You must close your eyes during grace.'
Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs
'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'
It was the answer to his prayers. Not the one he was hoping for, but an answer nonetheless.
Over-estimated the power of prayer - please help.
"At random IS the plan..."
His prayers were finally answered ? with a question.
'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'
'We have a faith-based pension plan... You just have to pray it will still be there when you retire.'
It was not going well.
'Do I have to say a prayer even if I don't need anything?'
'I'm praying for foam kneelers.'