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Praying Mantis Cartoons and Comics

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"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

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'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

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',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

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"I hope you're not looking for a long-term relationship there, big boy. Because I'm probably gonna eat your head later."

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"Mmm, this casserole is lovely, Marge! Which ex-husbands did you make it from, anyway?"

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"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

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"If you don't mind, before I eat you, I'd like to say prayer for world peace."

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"Looks like someone got lucky."

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'Dear god, please send flies.'

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"I hate these dating sites. What ever happened to meeting a guy on a shrub, laying a couple hundred eggs, and then biting off his had while he's watching sports center.'

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'I'm an atheist.'

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The real reason the female mantis devours the male.

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'Haven't they been answered yet?'

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'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

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'Mum, how come I don't have a daddy?'

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"He's handsome. I wonder how he tastes?"

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"Okay, don't bite my head off."

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'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

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'Men! Oh, sure. . . they always want to hook up but they don't want to stick around to be eaten alive afterward. . . am I right, ladies?'

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"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

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'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

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"Do we have to have sex, can't we just cuddle?"

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'I thought the boss was going to bite my head off for losing the mantis account, but she was more interested in dating me.'

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