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"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."
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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
Prayers For Agnostics
'Wouldn't it be easier to just SMS God, rather than pray'
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.
"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
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"Are we allowed to pray?"
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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'When the teacher says 'heaven help me', is that praying in school?'
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
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'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
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"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
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'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service
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'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
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