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'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'
'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'
"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"
"Is there a health insurance plan that covers the pre-existing condition of not being able to pay for one?"
'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'
'I can't ask you about your age or any health issues. Our insurance provider does, however, require all new hires to sign a ‘Do Not Resuscitate' order.'
"Sorry, but Saturday Night Fever is definitely a pre-existing condition."
"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."
"Apparently in 'managed care,' you manage by yourself."
'Looks like you bought healthcare insurance that does not cover pre-existing organs.'
'Welcome aboard. All your pre-existing conditions are now completely covered, without any cost to the insured.'
'Are you SURE this isn't a pre-existing condition?'
'Are you sure this isn't a pre-existing condition?'