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"Notice, gentlemen, how after two hours of phone deprivation, the subject reverts to a pre-natal state."
"I don't understand it nurse...the baby has simply vanished!"
CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??
"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"
Easy birth ATM
"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"
"One trip down the birth canal??..I had bigger travel plans than that!!"
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
Uterus: One size fits all.
Caution: False Contractions Ahead
Help keep this a tidy uterus: Please dispose of afterbirth thoughtfully.
'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'
'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'
'The ultrasound went well: now we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'
Signs with pictures in a hospital, Mouth 'Dental' Ear 'Ear,Nose and Throat' Glass of wine 'Pre-natal'