Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Divorce Court: High Five Area.
Attorney - Pre-nups, post-nups, just shacking up-nups.
Tunnel of love - pre-nuptial agreement
"They decided on separate weddings."
"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."
The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'
"As long as we've decided to renew our vows. I've come up with a 'Renew-nup'."
'...till death do you part. Otherwise, may your assets easily be divisible by two.'
'Are you with the bride's or groom's lawyer?'
'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'
'I should have read the pre-nup more carefully,'
'And they all lived happily ever after, once the prince's lawyers sorted out the pre-nuptial...'
'I marry guys and divorce them - What do YOU do for a living?'
'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'
'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but only if we have a pre-nup.'
'You don't want to marry me. I'm a divorce lawyer.'
'And these are our favourite objects: the pens we signed our pre-nup with.'
"Hold on, he hasn't signed my pre-nuptial yet."
"Seriously, Peggy? You want it written into our wedding vows that I'm willing to slay a dragon for you?"