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"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
Even to the casual observer, it was quite clear which of the pre-schoolers had a smart phone...'
"I'm still pre-literate."
"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."
"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."
'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'
Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.
"Mom, I recited the 'Pledge of Allegiance' better than anybody in class; but I don't know what it means and teacher didn't explain it. Do you think she doesn't know either?"
"Next year we lose our nap time...then we have to wait until we get real jobs to get it back!"
"Tommy Jenkins, if you give me a ticket I'll tell everyone in pre-school that you wet the bed!"