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"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
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"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, nursery, nurseries, nursery school, nursery schools, kindergarten, kindergartens, pre-school, pre-schools, preschool, preschools, play ground, play grounds, playground, playgrounds, playtime, playtimes, play time, play times, recess, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, terrible 2s, bully, bullies, bullying, boys and girls, growing up, games, game, kick, kicking
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Tags:show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches
'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'
"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."
'Ask me the next one.. I have irritable vowel syndrome.'
"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
Tags:compromise, compromises, compromising, teacher, teachers, preschool, preschools, pre-school, pre-schools, teaching, kindergarten, kindergartens, elementary school, elementary schools, share, shares, sharing, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, cry, cries, crying, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, good-natured, good nature, optimist, optimists, optimistic
'Genius! Art class and snack time!'
Fade to black...
'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'
'I need to do something about these cooties!'
'Oh no!! Cooties!!'
'Admit it. I just blew your mind
The cootie code!
"I'm still pre-literate."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, pre-school, pre-schools, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschool, preschools, preschooler, preschoolers, learning, learning to read, reading, reader, readers, literacy, literate, literature, book, books, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."
'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'
'Dill! Stop being a freakish modern day cow-relic chewing throwback! Ok?'
'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'
Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
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"I was nominated to be class president but I dread the confirmation hearings. I hope they don't bring up my questionable behavior in pre-school."
'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'
"I've got three pre-schoolers at home so I had to memorize the Serenity Prayer."
Tags:serenity prayer, prayer, prayers, serenity, toddler, toddlers, badly behaved, badly-behaved, poorly-behaved, poorly behaved, preschooler, preschoolers, preschool, preschools, pre-schooler, pre-shoolers, pre-school, pre-schools, parenting, triplet, triplets, busy parents, busy parenting, difficult child, difficult children
Little Old Lady Day Care
'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'