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"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"
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"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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Love Thy Neighbor
"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."
"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"
"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
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"You think I'm a loose canon, Don't you."
"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."
Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.
'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"
THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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'The Lord works in mysterious ways, and rarely keeps receipts.'
"It's our time of Thanksgiving."
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"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."
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"Hey, man, you didn't have to mention me by name."
"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."
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"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."