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"I need more time to study your decision."
"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."
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"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"
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"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."
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"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."
"Get me the coast.
"It's a done deal. Have your au pair call my au pair."
"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."
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"That just shows how little you know."
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
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"Say, Pop, do you realize the average child spends approximately fifteen dollars a year on candy?"
Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, tibet, tibetan, esoteric, spirit, spiritual, occult, kid, kids, curious, child, childhood, childish, dead, death, dying, died, dies, grizzly, grim, spirituality, ghost, ghosts, haunt, haunted, haunting, curse, cursed, curses, precocious
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, playing, make-believe, role-playing, fantasy, dress-up, dress up, education, higher education, phd, doctorate, postgraduate, postgrad, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, overachiever, overachievers, ambitious, starting early, studying, learning, teacher's pet, precocious, getting ahead, intelligent, smart
"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, kid, kids, intense, intensity, playground bully, playground bullies, school, schools, class, classes, pupil, pupils, bad day, bad days, ambition, ambitions, precocious, precociousness, childhood, childhoods, body of work, body-of-work, overachiever, overachievers, underachiever, underachievers, taunt, taunts, taunting, taunted, maturity, intellect, intellects, intellectual, intellectuals
"Let's play health care!"
Tags:health care, health-care, health plan, health-plan, healthcare plan, health care plan, healthcare plans, health care plans, health-care plans, health-care plan, health insurance, insurance, insurances, precocious, health care coverage, health-care coverage, children, child, kid, kids, playing, plays, playing doctor, realistic, not childish
"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."
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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"
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"I had a nightmare that you and Dad woke up one day on the wrong side of history."
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"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
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"I need to talk to you about your parenting style."
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"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."
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"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"
"Hi, it's me. We just landed."
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