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"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."
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"You know I'm not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on."
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kid, kids, child, children, out last, past curfew, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, precocious child, precocious children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, work speak, work, work day"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."
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"Please don't be offended if I consult additional sources of information."
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"When I grow up...I'm gonna spend a lot of time playing like a kid."
'A world without Ovid. I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid.'
'There I am on my third birthday. Just as precocious as ever.'
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kid, kids, precocious child, precocious children, precocious, birthday, birthdays, toddler, toddlers, photo, photos, photo album, photo albums, three, maturity"A manipulator is someone who has carefully studied the existential limitations of others and who knows how to take full advantage of those limitations, I am not that person."