Precocious Child Cartoons and Comics

"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."

"Say, Pop, do you realize the average child spends approximately fifteen dollars a year on candy?"

"You know I'm not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on."

"Where was I? I was either away from my desk or in a meeting."

"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"I need to talk to you about your parenting style."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

"Hate the screw-up, love the perp."

"I still don't have all the answers, but I'm beginning to ask the right questions."

"No time for cocoa, Mom. Getting my life plan started early by checking out colleges, courses offered and scholarships available."

"Please don't be offended if I consult additional sources of information."

'No prince meets princess, prince saves princess and they live happily ever after again. Read me something about mutual funds and IRAs.'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'Can I get some carmelized onions on that omelet?'

'A world without Ovid. I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid.'

'There I am on my third birthday. Just as precocious as ever.'

"A manipulator is someone who has carefully studied the existential limitations of others and who knows how to take full advantage of those limitations, I am not that person."

"Only a B in Parenting Skills. You need to pull your socks up."

"He self identifies as old."