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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!
'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'
'This is the life right? Let me know if you see any rodents or anything.'
'You ask him to leave.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.
'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."
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"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."
'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
Tags:lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople
"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."
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"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."
"While they're filming, just let everything get away."
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"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."
Tags:dog-eat-dog, playing field, playing fields, level playing field, elite, elites, uneven, unequal, inequality, opportunity, opportunities, justification, justifications, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, lion, lions, fed to the lions, bootstraps, victim, victims, victimization, victimized, victimisation, victimised, mentality, mentalities, prey, predator, predators, predatory
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"'Big fish eat little fish.' I like that."
"He says he's a great salmon guide."