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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!
'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'
'This is the life right? Let me know if you see any rodents or anything.'
'You ask him to leave.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.
"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."
Tags:lion, lions, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, food web, food webs, food-web, food-webs, if it aint broke dont fix it, if it ain't broke don't fix it, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegerarians, vegan, veganism, vegans, animal rights, animal right activist, animal right activists, animal right activism, green issues, green living, environmental issues, environmentally friendly, eat, eating, predator, predators, prey, carnivore, carnivorous, eating habits, diet
"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
Tags:lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople
"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owner, bird, birds, mice, mouse, food, eating, dining, predator, predators, bipartisan, politics, political party, political parties, equality, eating habits, dietary habits
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."
"While they're filming, just let everything get away."
Tags:lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, predatory behaviour, predatory behavior, big cat, big cats, big-cat, big-cats, feline, felines, wildlife documentary, wildlife documentaries, animal documentary, animal documentaries, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, joking
"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."
Tags:dog-eat-dog, playing field, playing fields, level playing field, elite, elites, uneven, unequal, inequality, opportunity, opportunities, justification, justifications, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, lion, lions, fed to the lions, bootstraps, victim, victims, victimization, victimized, victimisation, victimised, mentality, mentalities, prey, predator, predators, predatory
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"'Big fish eat little fish.' I like that."
"He says he's a great salmon guide."
"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."
Tags:ungulate, ungulates, hoof, hooves, hoofed, hooved, cloven hoof, cloven hoofs, goat, goats, impala, impalas, horse, horses, zebra, zebras, bias, biased jury, biased juries, convict, convicts, conviction, jury of your peers, biologist, biologists, biology, predator, predators, prey, prey animal, prey animals, tiger, tigers, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prisoner, prisoners, excuse, excuses, correctional facilities
"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
Tags:smoker, smokers, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, passive smoking, passive smoker, passive smokers, smoking ban, smoking bans, smoke, smokes, smoking, big bad wolf, big-bad-wolf, wolf, wolves, villain, villains, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, three little pigs, cigar smoke, cigarette smoke, predator, predators, prey, preys, threat, threats