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"I feel like there's a fish hook somewhere with my name on it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angling, angler, anglers, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, fish hook, fish hooks, premonition, premonitions, foreboding, prediction, predictions, predicting the future, foreshadowing, future, fate, death
"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travelling, bad holiday, bad holidays, bad vacation, bad vacations, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, predicting the future, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, jet lag, jet legged, lost passport, lost passports, holiday disaster, holiday disasters, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry
Six months from today
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, impeachment, impeach, impeached, trump impeachment, jail, jails, prison, prisons, prison cell, fall from grace, future, predicting the future, wishful thinking
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, psychic, psychics, tarot reading, palm reader, tarot readers, palm readers, predicting the future, seeing the future, telling the future, fraud, fraudster, fraudters, quack, quacks, charlatan, lack of foresight, foresight, no foresight, forethought, no forethought, lack of planning, funny signs, funny sign, bad sign, bad signs
"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, soothsayer, soothsayers, mr right, mr. right, tall dark stranger, tall dark strangers, predicting the future, predict the future, date, dates, failed relationship, failed relationships, rebound, rebounds, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, perfect, perfection, trial and error, husband, husbands, perfect husband, perfect husband
"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."
Tags:psychic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychics, pseudo-science, crystal ball, presidential advisor, presidential advisors, presidential adviser, presidential advisers, financier, financiers, securities and exchange commission, government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, economy, economic, predict the future, predicting the future, seeing into the future, magic, magical
Fortune teller to lady: 'The world around you is all abuzz and there you are - lesson planning for years to come.'
Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window
"Ah-ha! You are not happy."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"
Tags:magazine, magazines, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, media, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, astrological forecast, astrological forecasts, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, daily horoscope, daily horoscopes, reading, readings, future, prediction, predictions, telling the future, foretelling the future, predicting the future, psychic, psychics, seer, seers, invent, fake, false, made-up, made up, office, offices, office life, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers
"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."
"He'll have the meat loaf"
Tags:waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal ball, soothsayer, soothsayers, predicting the future, the future, looking into the future, order, ordering, menu, menu, dining, making decisions, hard decisions, tough decisions, mind reader, mind readers, mind reading, psychic reading, psychic readings, prediction, predictions, predicting, meat loaf, meat loaves
"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, predicting the future, predict the future, crystal ball, crystal balls, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, psychic, psychics, accurate fortune telling, accurate, weirdly accurate, weirdly specific, accurate psychic, accurate psychics, work week, work, mundane future, mundane life, mundane
Crystal Goldfish Bowl
Tags:cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, cliche, cliches, predication, predictions, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, predicting the future, psychic, psychics, easy guess, cheat
'I only do biometric readings now.'
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, soothsayer, soothsayers, prediction, predictions, error, errors, blank screen, blank screens, fortunes, medium, crystal ball, predicting the future, technical support, computers, screen, on the fritz, crash, crashes, crashing, computer crash, computer crashes, computer crashing
'Like the new sign? Comes with a 10 year warranty!'
Doomsayer carries sign: 'The End of the Doomsayers is Near.'
"Do you think reports cards can predict your future?"
Tags:baldo, baldo, report card, report cards, bad grade, bad grades, good grade, good grades, b average, b plus average, gpa, gpas, grade point average, grade point averages, grade, grades, bad student, bad students, high gpa, high gpas, anticipation, final grade, final grades, prediction, predictions, predict the future, predicting the future, clairvoyant, clairvoyance
'I don't make predictions and I never will!'
'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'
Cancelled - Due to Unforseen Circumstances
"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."