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"I'm getting a preemptive divorce."
"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"
"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
Ducks carrying bomb flying over hunters
"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."
The president's lawyers say he has broad powers - surprise! - To do anything he wants in cyberwarfare, including launching a preemptive strike against another nation...
"Oh, you haven't done anything wrong as far as we know - This is just a PREEMPTIVE audit."
'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''
'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'
"Sorry - you looked like you were about to say something stupid."