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"I'm not much of a person cat myself."
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'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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I think I prefer the desert island cliche."
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Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"
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"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."
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"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
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'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'
'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'
"I prefer 'murder survivor'."
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"I Preferred Season 3."
"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."
"We like you better than Robert Mondavi."
'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''
The Rainy Season
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"I'm not saying that I don't have intimacy issues. I'm just saying that I prefer to work on them by myself."
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'Which do you prefer - no salary, or no benefits?'
"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."
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Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
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"Je préférais encore le gorille."
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
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"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."
"I'd rather have had dot-com money and lost it than never to have been insanely wealthy at all."
"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."
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'Actually, if Polly has any say in the matter, Polly would prefer a burger and fries.'