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'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"
Tags:comic, comics, comic strip, food, foods, fruit, fruits, honeydew, melon, melons, fraught, awkward, argument, arguments, row, rows, pointless, food wars, pepper, peppers, green peppers, foodie, foodies, preference, prefer, preferred, stuck in the middle, awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward position, difficult position, catch-22, catch twenty two, battle, battles, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, insult, insults, insulting, insulted
"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."
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"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
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'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'
'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'
"I Preferred Season 3."
"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."
'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''
The Rainy Season
Tags:rain, rains, rainy season, rainy seasons, rainy day, rainy days, preference, preferences, prefer, prefers, storm, storms, rainstorm, rainstorms, rain storm, rain storms, laura haynib, autobiography, autobiographies, shower, showers, showering, april shower, april showers, author, authors, writer, writers
"I'm not saying that I don't have intimacy issues. I'm just saying that I prefer to work on them by myself."
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'Which do you prefer - no salary, or no benefits?'
"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."
Tags:gods, god, angel, angels, heaven, christianity, christians, christian, judaism, jews, jewish, theism, atheism, religious extremism, religious extremists, atheist, atheists, theist, theists, preference, prefer, losing hope, hopeless, conservatives, conservative, conservative view, conservative views, religious view, religious views, abortion law, abortion laws, same sex marriage, same-sex marriage, homophobia, sexism
Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
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"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."
"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."
Tags:line, lines, queue, queues, lining up, queuing, lineup, lineups, customer, customers, patron, patrons, next, next in line, customer service, service, deli, deli counter, deli counters, delicatessen, delicatessens, take a number, system, systems, prefer, preferred, preferring, preference, preferences, game, game, childish, immature, blind man's bluff, blind man's buff, parlor games, parlour games, blinded, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, blindfolded, business, management, choosing
'Actually, if Polly has any say in the matter, Polly would prefer a burger and fries.'
"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."
'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'
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'Care for bottled water?'
"Spare some change for a glass of Bollinger 2008, Guv'nor?"
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"Well there's a surprise. For the tenth year running the first prize of a deluxe round-the-world cruise goes to the mayor."
"Does it come in menthol?"