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"I have diplomatic immunity!"
Tags:religion, religious, god, hand of god, diplomat, diplomats, diplomatic immunity, safe, immune, immunity, accusing, pointing, businessman, businessmen, government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, government official, government officials, privilege, privileged, exempt, exemption, exemptions, protection, special treatment, preferred treatment, special, favoured, favored, preferred
Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"
Tags:comic, comics, comic strip, food, foods, fruit, fruits, honeydew, melon, melons, fraught, awkward, argument, arguments, row, rows, pointless, food wars, pepper, peppers, green peppers, foodie, foodies, preference, prefer, preferred, stuck in the middle, awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward position, difficult position, catch-22, catch twenty two, battle, battles, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, insult, insults, insulting, insulted
"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, brand, brands, meat, processed meat, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, preference, preferences, preferred, choice, choices, decision, decisions, choosing, deciding, modern life
'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'
'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'
"Scotch and toilet water?"
Tags:scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinks
'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''
"He uses my name as his password. I told you I'm his favorite."
"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."
Tags:line, lines, queue, queues, lining up, queuing, lineup, lineups, customer, customers, patron, patrons, next, next in line, customer service, service, deli, deli counter, deli counters, delicatessen, delicatessens, take a number, system, systems, prefer, preferred, preferring, preference, preferences, game, game, childish, immature, blind man's bluff, blind man's buff, parlor games, parlour games, blinded, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, blindfolded, business, management, choosing
'Care for bottled water?'
'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'
Tags:american football, american, football, quarterback, quarterbacks, starter, start, starts, celebrity, celeb, celebs, celebrities, dates, date, favourite, favorite, favoritism, favouritism, preference, prefer, preferred, preferring, interview, interviews, interviewing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A child runs an equity stand.
'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'
'We like to hire married men because they're used to taking orders.'
'Actually, we prefer people who graduated at the bottom of their class.. they're easier to manipulate.'
'Do you prefer his 'Unix period' or his 'Windows period'?'
Cats prefer the food that people eat.
'Actually, by 'preferred client', we mean we'd prefer it, if you were a client somewhere else.'
'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'
'I prefer this one - it provides a better class of gossip.'