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'According to the hospitals new electronic patients records system he's pregnant.'
"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technician, technicians, ultrasonography, obstetric ultrasound, obstetric sonography, sonographer, sonographers, sonogram, sonograms, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, fetus, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, image, images, modern life, modern technology, endorsement, endorsements, endorse, skill, skills, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones
'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
"Do you know its sexual identity?"
'...But first, check out the ham sandwich I had for lunch.'
"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"
Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.
"The nursery is almost finished."
Tags:nursery, nurseries, nursery decoration, nursery decorations, camera, cameras, security camera, security cameras, cage, cages, nursery furniture, nursery furnitures, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, paranoia, new parent, new parents, paranoid, parenthood, parenting, nervous parent, nervous parents, health and safety, health & safety, family life, family-life
'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
"It's a Facebook Friend Request."
'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'
Tags:hockey stick, hockey sticks, hockey player, hockey players, sports fan, sports fans, hockey fan, hockey fans, ultra sound scan, ultra sound scans, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, doctor, doctors, medical phenomina, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
Tags:ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, obstetrician-gynecologists, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, fertile, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, fertility doctor, fertility doctors, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, tech support, technical support, support line, support lines, fix, fixes, fixing, pregnancy, pregnancies, try for a baby, trying for a baby
Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.
'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'
'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.
Tags:baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, unborn, unborn child, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, mark time, marks time, marking time, count the days, counting the days, freedom, ob/gyn, ob/gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologists, ultrasound, ultrasounds, ultrasound scan, ultrasound scans, impatient, impatience, pregnancy, pregnancies
"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, pregnancy, pregnancies, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, birth, son, sons, daughter, daughter, child, children, kid, kids, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, ticket, tickets, buy tickets, scalper, scalpers, ticket scalping, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, proud, proud parent, proud parents, show-off, showing-off, brag, bragging, sketchy, dodgy
"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
Tags:in vitro, in vitro test, in vitro testing, pregnancy, pregnancies, pegnant, liar, liars, impuslive liar, impulsive liars, congenital, congenital liar, congenital liars, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, genetics, diagnosis, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologists, parent, parents, parenting, baby girl, baby girls, lie, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses
"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."
'Mom, did the Stork offer free shipping when I was born?'
"So, you weren't just 'kibbitzing'."
Tags:pregnancy, pregnancies, kibitzing, kibitzer, kibitizers, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding day, wedding days, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers
'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'
'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'