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'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.
'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'
'I stopped giving Tom a hard time about his hair when he said it might be possible for him to donate some of it for my hair transplant.'
'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'
'I'm not really bald - I'm dyslexic and keep shaving the wrong end of my head.'
'...Franklin realised he'd become bald during his trip home.'