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"Is it that time of the month?..."
How a G.P.S. is like PMS....they both tell you where to go.
"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"
"May I suggest you start taking your tablets for P.M.S. straight away."
'You have no idea how difficult it is to be married to a she-wolf, especially when full moon and 'those days' come at the same time.'
"And if you'll just bare with me Mrs Jackson, I'll write you out a prescription for your PMT"
"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."
'Never, under any circumstance, is a male to diagnose P.M.S.!!!'
'Yes I know it's that time of the year again, it's also that time of the month.'
'Wot wine goes good wit' bein' on da rag, a**hole!'
'I'm afraid we can't make it, Janet. Both my husband and I are having our time of the month.'
'Here's a synopsis for you: two editors at a small lesbian punishing house delete president; plead not guilty on grounds of premenstrual syndrome.'
'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'
'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'
'What does P.M.S mean?' 'Purchase more shoes!'
"Maybe I don't have PMS. . . Maybe I'm just a moody cow."