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Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.
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'Since we couldn't afford health care insurance, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover any maternity costs.'
'Yes, I do want insurance. Can I take out a policy against you ringing me up at work.'
'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'
'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'
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'Honesty is the best policy, but the Dishonesty policy has lower premiums.'
"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."
"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."
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Nellie resolves to find a new insurance company.
Tomatoes 45 cents/lb. Tomahtoes 65 cents/lb.
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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."
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Car insurance company offering 'extra low premiums for people without a car'.
Do you cover broken noses...
"It's a card from your insurance company. It says, get well quickly or we'll raise your premiums."
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'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'
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'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'
"This one also has high copays and high deductibles, but you get unlimited Get Well cards."
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'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'
"Is there a health insurance plan that covers the pre-existing condition of not being able to pay for one?"
"Why is dental insurance so high when we have so few teeth?"
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'Switched to GEICO and paid more money.'
'Honesty is the best policy. It's also our most expensive.'