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'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'
'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'
'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'
"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"
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"She got the paintings, I got the frames."
Divorce Court: High Five Area.
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a couple got through a whole prenup process without a single fight.'
"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"
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"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"
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'Subject to contract, will you be my wife?'
"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."
"They decided on separate weddings."
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"How romantic! A handwritten prenuptial!"
Prenuptial Wedding Cake
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The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'
"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."
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"As long as we've decided to renew our vows. I've come up with a 'Renew-nup'."
'If this doesn't work, do I get a full refund?'
'I hope you realize, Madelaine, that you're in violaton of section G, paragraph 3a, of our prenuptial agreement.'
Lawyer walks down aisle with lengthy contract. Minister says: 'Now, let us sing together, Here Comes the Pre-nup.'
"We've separated... She took the dog... I got the leash."
"It's an ankle monitor -- I didn't read the fine print in the pre-nup."
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"Of course, I'll marry you, Tom!! That's assuming you'll sign a prenup!"