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'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'
'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'
Divorce Court: High Five Area.
"She got the paintings, I got the frames."
DIVORCE COURT, 'Not only did she get the house and the car, I also have to train my replacement.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a couple got through a whole prenup process without a single fight.'
"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"
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'Subject to contract, will you be my wife?'
"How romantic! A handwritten prenuptial!"
"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."
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"As long as we've decided to renew our vows. I've come up with a 'Renew-nup'."
'If this doesn't work, do I get a full refund?'
"Of course, I'll marry you, Tom!! That's assuming you'll sign a prenup!"
"This is SO romantic. Jerry has the waiter singing our prenup."
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'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'
"Will you, Gloria Lusbody, take Norman Moneybags for, er, everything he has?"
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"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."
"What do you mean I don't communicate? Didn't I send you a copy of our prenup?"
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"Uh, what do you mean, 'winner take all'?"
'Show me the money!'
'Your parents wrote this prenup stating you two will stay together at least long enough to justify your costly wedding.'
'...and do you take this pre-nup...?'
'My wife is trying to repurpose me from husband to alimony check.'
'There was no nasty surprise: The prenuptial agreement my wife made me sign clearly stated I would take care of the kids...'
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