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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
Tags:surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, hair, hairy, hairs, body hair, hair cut, hair cuts, cut, cutting, cutter, cutters, cuts, prepare, preparing, prepared, prepares, trim, trimmer, trimmers, trimming, trimmed, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, nursing, nursed, shave, shaving, shaved, close to home
'You know, I'm really starting to get sick of crumbs. Just once I'd like a full meal... well thought out, and carefully prepared.'
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
Tags:lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, salcking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'
Tags:pole vault, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulting, pole vaults, size matters, size doesnt matter, short, short pole, pole, poles, unprepared, prepared, preparation, prepares, athlete, athletes, athletics, athletic, run, runs, running, runner, equipment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."
"I tell you there isn't going to be any insurrection."
Tags:insurrection, insurrections, uprising, uprisings, rebellion, rebellions, powers that be, argument, arguments, fight, fights, gun, guns, gun owner, gun owners, paranoid, paranoia, second amendment, second amendment right, second amendment rights, fight back, fighting back, stockpile, stockpiles, stockpiling, prepared, ready, readiness, preparedness, shoot, shooting, shootings, gun nut, gun nuts
"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, meeting, meetings, board meeting board meetings, board member, board members, presentation, presenter, presenters, report, reports, chart, charts, graph, graphs, profit, profits, result, results, preparation, prepared, wishful thinking, looking ahead, optimism, optimistic, optimist, optimists, positive thinking, unrealistic, fantasy, finances
"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, substitute, substitutes, substitute teacher, substitute teachers, principal, principals, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, military, armor, armour, helmet, helmets, bulletproof vest, bulletproof vests, prepared, ready for battle, prepared for battle, soldier, soldiers, safety, protection
"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."
Tags:legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, representative, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, prepare, prepared, always be prepared, overprepare, overprepared, toboggan, toboggans, sled, sleds, sledding, prepare for the worst, safety, personal injury, solicitor, solicitors, legal team, legal teams
"Let me know when you want to start the operation."
Tags:check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, drugs, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor, operation, operating, operating theater, operating theatre, operate, operates, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, bar-flies, bar-fly, mentally prepared, prepared
They say history repeats itself, and this time, they were ready. . .
"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."
Tags:petroleum, petrol, fuel, heating, log burner, log burners, hoarding fuel, hoarding logs, wood burner, wood burners, fireplace, fireplaces, prepared, over-prepared, over prepared, fuel shortage, fuel shortages, oil shortage, oil shortages, oil crisis, oil shock, the oil shock, 1970s, 1979, price of oil, raising prices, raised prises, unaffordable, rich people, rich person
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."
"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, discussion, discussions, discussing, card, cards, prompt cards, speech cards, prompts, talking points, speaking points, presentation, presentations, prepared, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, prepare speech, prepared speeches, memory, bad memory, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, politician, politicians
"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."
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"Now remember, children, if you get lost just show someone your hat, your t-shirt, your sign and your flag, and then say 'I'm from Central Elementary', just to make sure."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, kid, kids, child, children, field trip, field trips, class trip, class trips, school trip, school trips, day trip, day trips, school outing, school outings, lost, lost child, lost kid, lost children, lost kids, getting lost, identification, identifier, identifiers, overprepared, prepared, modern life, elementary school, primary school
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
Tags:prep, prepper, preppers, dystopia, dystopian, doomsday, dooms day, doom, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, gun, guns, ak, can, cans, radio, radios, bullet, bullets, prepare, prepared, preparedness, independence, independent, worst case, worst case scenario, end of the world, end times, crazy, garage, disaster, natural disaster, armageddon, doom sayer, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors
'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'
'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatable, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
Tax Preparation Service - Free alterations.
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, question, questions, questioning, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, ordering food, prepared, food preparation, allergy, allergies, food allergy, food allergies, food intolerance, food intolerances, picky, fussy, choosy, dietary issues, dietary needs, dietary requirement, dietary requirements, peanut butter, jelly, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, peanut-butter-and-jelly, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, kids, kid, child, children, picky eater, picky eaters
"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, big boat, big boats, large boat, large boats, animal, animals, pairs, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, tropical storm, tropical storms, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, natural disaster, natural disasters, flood, flooding great flood, downgraded, silly, feel silly, prepared, emergency preparedness, prepared for an emergency, preparing for an emergency, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, safety, safety precaution, safety precautions, evacuating, evacuation, evacuations