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Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: 'Humankind lived in darkness, eating grub worms...just waiting for the day when light would shine upon the earth, and with it...pizza...'
Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'
Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'
Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...Danae heard about Mark Twain's autobiography being published 100 years after his death and it gave her an idea to take it a step further...'
Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: 'Let me get this straight...you're writing an autobiography on what you're going to do?...That fine line between genius and lunacy just got a lot thinner.'
'How much do you weigh?'
"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"