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'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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'I'm writing you a prescription. Do you want a longer life with less quality or vice versa?'
'Formerly, 'Regular' and 'Extra-Strength'.'
'My dealer keeps asking me these stupid questions!'
'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'
"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."
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'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'
'I hurt my hand playing racketball, so you may find this prescription to be surprisingly legible.'
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
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'The pound of cure is available as a generic but the ounce of prevention is by prescription only.'
'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'
"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'
"I must confess I've never seen such an unfortunate side reaction to penicillin."
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Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
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'Sure, generic drugs save money, but don't you miss the beauty and imagination of the classic brand names!'
'This is only a placebo, but trust me, it works!'
'So, you're not currently taking any prescription meds? Well, we'll take care of that.'
'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'
"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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