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"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"
"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."
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'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'
"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows
A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
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"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."
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'We had a little trouble mixing your prescription. Can you stop back in 20 minutes?'
Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?
The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."
"The pharmacist is on the phone, trying to secure prior authorization. Do you want to wait?"
'Hey Vincent this is terrific!...And you can really get these on prescription?'
"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
'Who wants meds!'
"No bellini for me. I'm being fuled by Xanax."
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"Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're dong to him."
My brother in law is a magician and he said this will do the trick.
'We don't use herbs, just drugs with proven side effects.'
Cold and Flu Medication.
"Exercise is the best medicine. Jump."
"We're popping bubble wrap because it's cheaper than tranquilizers."
Pharmacist's diary - Staff shortages again!