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'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."
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'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'
"This prescription for Adderall will help you work hard enough to afford the drug you really need."
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"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
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"When I went off the medication, I went from happy, to grumpy, to sleepy, to dopey."
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Prescription Air Fresheners
"Once this commercial is over, I'll have a number of questions on erectile dysfunction."
"It's something I brought back from the doctor."
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"Actually, a side effect like this is fairly common with that prescription!"
"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"
'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'
'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'
"If this doesn't work we'll try a prescription with a lot more syllables."
"The good news is that medication could save your life. The bad news is you can't afford it."
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Pharmacy: 'My doctor suggests a glass of wine daily- what vintage do you recommend?'
"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."
"Due to funding cuts there are delays in getting hold of some medications... You'll need to take these twice every twelve years, after meals."
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Smile fluid makes you HAPPY.
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These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.