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'My prescription: digital textbooks.'
'No Sir, it's not a prescription for your 'weird, dizzy turns where everything slows down and you have to go faster to compensate'.'
'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"
"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"
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Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
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"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'
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"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
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"Rub this on everything."
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'She's going to need a prescription for light-headedness, She fainted when I told her how much her meds cost,'
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Medicine cabinets labelled for the different days of the week
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'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
'What's commonly being prescribed for 'gas at the pump' pain?'
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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Take one Per Day as Affordable.
"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."