Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, gift, gifts, present, presents, jewellery, jewelry, accessory, accessories, necklace, necklaces, locket, lockets, hair, strand, strands, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, genetics, biology, modern romance, modern couple, modern couples, technology, intimate, personal, personalised, personalized
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, gift, gifts, present, presents, wrapped, surprise, surprises, hint, hints, gift box, gift boxes, shopping, sold, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, questionable, suspicious, infomercial, infomercials, commercial, commercials, product, products, as seen on tv, celebration, celebrations
'Well, don't just stand there Tommy! Open it up and see what's inside!'
The Wunderkind At Work
Tags:wunderkind, child prodigy, child prodigies, butter up, butters up, buttering up, parent, parents, ask, asks, asking, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, study, studies, studying, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, convince, convinces, convincing, first car, first cars, gift, gifts, present, presents
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
"Was I upset when you gave me a full day of beauty?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, fitness, unfit, exercise, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machine, insult, insults, overweight, criticism, criticising, gift, gifts, christmas, christmas time, christmas gift, christmas gifts, present, presents, christmas presents, christmas present
"Soon, felllas, soon."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, cuba, communism, communist, communists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, present, presents, gift, gifts, materialism, commercialism, materialist, cuban government, banned christmas
"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,
Tags:video conference, video conferencing, video chat, teleconference, teleconferences, teleconferencing, meeting, meetings, presence, demeanor, demeanour, present, presents, presenting, presentable, unprofessional, professionalism, work from home, working from home, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantining, quarantines, home working, casual, too casual, overly casual, comfort, comfortable, lazy, laziness, slob, slobs
"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."
'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, save time, saves time, time saver, time savers, christmas light, christmas lights, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangling, wire, wires, mess, messes, messy, decoration, decorations, decorated, decorating, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
December 26th . . . The Returns
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa claus, santa, elf, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elves, north pole, december, december 26th, december 26, the day after christmas, boxing day, return, returns, returning, exchange, exchanges, unwanted gifts, unwanted presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, shopping, christmas chopping, store, stores, shop, shops, sack, sacks, consumerism, santa's helper, santa's helpers
Back to The Present - I
Tags:bored, bore, bores, boring, paper pusher, paper pushers, office drone, office drones, work, works, worker, workers, escapism, escapist, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, blockbuster, blockbusters, summer blockbuster, summer blockbusters, title, titles, job title, job titles, present, presents, middle manager, middle managers, middle management, listless, doldrums, office job, office jobs, white collar job, white collar jobs, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, summer movie, summer movies
"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
Tags:calendar, calendars, present, presents, gift, gilfs, bad present, bad presents, bad gift, bad gifts, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, weird colleague, weird colleagues, new year, happy new year, new years gift, end times, end of the world, doomsday, doomsdayer, doomsdayers, apocalypse
'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
"I know you asked for a toy gun but daddy got you a real one."
Tags:gun, guns, toy gun, toy guns, real gun, real guns, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas present, xmas presents, christmas present, christmas presents, gun violence, end gun violence, ban.bans.banning, banned, promote violence, promoting violence, bad parent, bad parenting, dad, dad, father, fathers, gun control, toy, toys, assault weapon, assault weapons, disappointment, disappointing, disappoints, disappoint, disappointments, disappointed
'Good news. Even though you've been spending way beyond your means, the IMF is giving you a bailout. It seems you're too big to fail.'
'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'