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'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'
OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
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'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'
"...and it was at this point that I started taking better care of myself."
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"Why does it always have to represent something?"
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'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'
'...so the Marketing Department suggested I try a slide presentation.'
"Oops! Wrong plug."
"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
'At this point, I'll ask all of you to follow me to the conference room directly below us!'
'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'
'And a final 'Thank-you' to our guest speaker! Hey, you sure helped us see our business problems in a different light...'
'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'
Rex and Rusty simply didn't understand that no matter how snappy their sales presentation was, it would always look like a dog and pony show.
'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'
"Any word back from the TED conference?"
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'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'
'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'
"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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