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'And now for the treasurer's report.'
'My talk today was going to be on the art of being prepared, but I lost my notes.'
'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'
'I thought up an incredible sting of rapid-fire witticisms. Too bad they came two hours after my speech.'
'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'
The Last Powerpoint
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'And it's here, where we feel the bulk of our liquid assets are going.'
Fear of giving presentations can grow out of all proportion.
"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"
Nothing is more embarrassing than tripping over the news ticker.
'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'
'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'
'There will be a 20-minute delay in my presentation of the gasoline combustion engine.'
'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'
'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'
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'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'
New ruling on ageism makes a difference.
'Let me present today's speaker.'
"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."
'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'
'How long have you had that toupee?'
'How come Edwards always gets to use the pointy stick?'
'How I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'