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"I'm saving that one for someone really special."
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"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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'Now that I'm in midlife, I read all the food labels. I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'
We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.
Founder of an organization born and stuffed.
'We need to know which era you'd like to be de-frosted in.'
Preserved head and mobile phone.
Old couple preserving young heads.
'The CEO's computer has cryogenically frozen him until the economy picks up.'
"You have to admit she never looked better in her life."
"Good news! We found someone who thinks they can cure you."
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How To Keep Promises
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"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"
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"Oh, that's the head of the office!"
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