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"Half empty because of congressional inaction, and half full because of the tireless efforts of the President."
'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'
"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."
Alternative Facts/Fake News
"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
"Remember, tell the press diddly. Then go on and on about how hard we work and what a good job we do."
'Please, I don't want the press to see me disappointing my key constituent.'
'I can't fire Lady Godiva, Dear - She's the best Press Secretary I've ever had!'
'Listen up, folks! The President is feeling a lot of pain today, so please put a little extra into your groveling!'
'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'
'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'
"Hey, Mr McClellan...how can I help you today?"
"After all the indictments and contempt citation, I'm the administration's new PR-Bot."
"People, I'm exhausted. I'll take only the easy to answer FAQs for now."