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"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."
"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"
"I wasn't around for World War II, but I love reading about it."
"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."
A child offers an old man adult diapers in the grocery store.
"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
"I guess this means we're going steady."
'Doctor Livingstone, I presume.'